Elon Musk fucked up a space launch again
one more rocket explosion
I think the tally is four
another day
another tech bro circle jerk
staring out the window
I wonder how we ended up here
when what we were really invested in
was psychic space travel
I look over at my purple friend
“well, come on teletubby
teleport us to mars!”
it was a simple enough request
I’m pretty sure she had done it before
and I’d do pretty much anything
to get out of this conference room
I close my eyes
Wooah Woooah
I’m acting!
and then
the earth is so tiny
this red dirt is so scratchy
but looking down at those assholes from space
I know
this bitch is for real
go online
search the local SPCA
find a perfect dog
Valentina
a crooked smile
smiling back at me
when we go for a walk
everyone says
Valentina!
You’re perfect
You’re beautiful
You look like Linda Evangelista
You’re a model!
Everything about you is perfect
Did you stone those tights?
My dog
she could walk out there in a fucking diaper
and would be like
"Valentina! Your smile is beautiful.”
*these two poems were written using material from all the open tabs on my computer and excerpts from RuPaul’s Drag Race, Untucked.
Divination Deck
Funny Swirl DIY Divination Deck, created from the class's communal notes. Can be printed at home for all your fortune telling needs.